I was going through some old emails as i have been preparing for our upcoming golf fundraiser in April and i came across this email... Thought it was worth sharing... enjoy, Josh
Why God Created Golf
I want to talk to the people that don’t play golf and help you understand why God created Golf and why you should encourage people to play Golf
God wanted men to understand His kingdom (he knew it would be hard for them) so he created Golf
Another chance = Mulligan
Ask for Forgiveness = Yell 4
Golf teaches outreach = invite 3 other guys
Teaches faith and to expect miracles = hit a club that you know that you can’t reach the green with
Prayer = please let me make this putt
Teaches us to have quiet time = when others are hitting 400 times a round
Teaches to sacrifice to God = hit a ball in the water, woods, or I don’t know were it went
We get to see all that God has created = never hit the ball in the fairway
It is easier to get to heaven if you follow the straight and narrow = fairway and stay out of the sand traps
Heaven = just get on the green you have done the minimum/// closer to the pin the better your works
Teach us to help each other with brotherly advice = don’t hit the ball there again
Sand trap = a taste of hell
Thanking God = your ball is on the green
Talk to God = How did that happen
To be of service = Get other guys club or tend the flag
Teaches us grace = great shoot or your ball is over their behind the tree
Parable =God tells Jesus to create a game to teach about the Kingdom so He will not have to keep explaining the parables to the disciples
Grace = the farthest away or weakest shot, hits next //your friends will quote the scripture for you (it’s still your turn)
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